I don't drink coffee but everything else is fair game, so here's a novel way of socialising with me and ensuring my sobriety levels don't get too high.

Since 2012, each weekend without fail I've created a full-page, satirical comic strip based on Scottish and UK politics. From 2014 to early 2020 these were published in The National newspaper, but since lockdown, I've been without financial backing and self-publishing on gregmoodie.com.

Yes, woe is me. Well, with Scotland still desperately in need of independence, this is not the time to give up making fun of politicians. So I tell you what, I'll persevere and help bring a bit of colour to the indy movement, and you get me the odd drink. Ok?