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$2
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  • +0.0001% render speed boost (placebo effect included)

  • My eternal Ctrl+G (gratitude)

  • A 0.0001% chance I’ll name a low-poly coffee sword after you (terms and conditions may or may not exist)

The "Ctrl + S" (Support)

$5
/month

  • You've officially saved my sanity for another day. My workflow is now 0.001% less chaotic.

  • +0.0001% render speed boost (placebo effect included)

  • Access to the Secret Patreon: Just kidding, there isn't one. But you do get my genuine, non-automated Ctrl+G (Gratitude)

The "Ctrl + C" (Coffee)

$10
/month

  • Everything in Ctrl + S

The "Ctrl + Alt + Del" (Delegate)

$20
/month

  • Everything in Ctrl + Z

  • Your Idea, My Model: Once per quarter, I'll create an asset based on a suggestion from this tier

The "Ctrl + Shift + Esc" (Executive)

$50
/month

  • Everything in Ctrl + Alt + Del

  • 1-on-1 30 Minute Chat: A monthly voice/video call to chat about art/life/tech, or for you to give me a direct "pep talk"

  • I will draw your instagram pfp as a weapon of my choice, how I see it.

The 4 "Patrons of the Arts"

$999
/month
Limited (4 of 4 remaining)

  • My eternal Gratitude

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