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Welcome to THE GLOBAL MESS. 🌍📰
World affairs. No bloody idea.
We take the day’s genuine news, international politics, government fuckery and general planetary nonsense — then add our own completely unnecessary interpretation.
The news is real. The spin is questionable.
Expect geopolitical nonsense, diplomatic disasters, British bureaucracy, fuel-price misery, questionable experts and the occasional biscuit-related international incident.
We’re not journalists. We’re certainly not experts.
We’re just watching the world fall apart and making jokes about it.
If THE GLOBAL MESS has made you laugh, spit your tea out, or question why you bothered opening the news in the first place, you can buy us a coffee. ☕😂
Every coffee helps keep the newsroom running — and, more importantly, keeps the biscuits coming.
THE GLOBAL MESS
WORLD AFFAIRS. NO BLOODY IDEA.
World affairs. No bloody idea.
We take the day’s genuine news, international politics, government fuckery and general planetary nonsense — then add our own completely unnecessary interpretation.
The news is real. The spin is questionable.
Expect geopolitical nonsense, diplomatic disasters, British bureaucracy, fuel-price misery, questionable experts and the occasional biscuit-related international incident.
We’re not journalists. We’re certainly not experts.
We’re just watching the world fall apart and making jokes about it.
If THE GLOBAL MESS has made you laugh, spit your tea out, or question why you bothered opening the news in the first place, you can buy us a coffee. ☕😂
Every coffee helps keep the newsroom running — and, more importantly, keeps the biscuits coming.
THE GLOBAL MESS
WORLD AFFAIRS. NO BLOODY IDEA.
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