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For just $3/month, you can help keep Brandon Herrera’s gloriously inaccurate war stories alive. That’s less than a cup of coffee—or one-eighth of a tactical mustache comb. Keep the servers running, the spoons sharpened, and the donkey fed. Donate today. Because true Forced Valor isn’t free—it’s $3.

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Domain Names Are the Internet’s Mob Tax


Keeping ForcedValor.com from becoming ForcedValor.SketchyFreeBlog.ru costs me a yearly ransom—$20-$50, depending on how much the domain overlords feel like fleecing me. Toss me a few bucks so I can keep the lights on and continue making dumb content.



Heroism Ain’t Cheap, and I’m Not a Wizard


Celebrating “valor” on ForcedValor.com is my quest, but the $500+ annual tab for hosting, domains, and emergency snacks to debug at midnight? It’s like funding a moon base with pocket lint. Toss me some gold, or I’ll crowdfund by selling interpretive dance NFTs of me dodging server crashes.

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