Hello. I’m a white South African—please save me…

Jokes aside, I’d really appreciate it if you read the following:

I’ve never created a payment link like this before, and I’m not quite sure how to ask for donations without feeling like I’m tricking anyone. With that in mind, here’s a bit of reverse psychology:

1) Please do not donate if you’re not in a financial position to do so.

2) Please donate only if you’ve genuinely enjoyed one of my projects and feel it has brought real value to your life.

3) And please, if you own more than two cats, do not donate—I really can’t associate with that type of person.