Hi, I’m Vera Mysteria, Portland’s premier mall-walking maniac and founder of Food Court 5000!

Every week, I lead a growing crew of glitter-loving, cardio-craving weirdos through the halls of the Lloyd Center Mall for synchronized strutting, absurd fitness fun, and community joy. Our walks are free, fabulous, and open to all ages, abilities, and species.

If you love what we’re building (a safe, inclusive, retro-fueled movement where everyone can shine), please consider donating. Donations help cover the cost of signs, supplies, speakers, and keeping the glitter stash well stocked.

Let’s keep the strut alive!