Comprar Improbability Institute un café

Greetings and Salutations,

We are monitoring the situation from here. There's nothing we can do at this time. Normalcy interns in the out-of-control room have been told to set all working improbability drive interactor dials and levers to peak on natural law aka consent of the governed which is currently stretched the thinnest in recorded history.

Once again, the earth's plot is tanking and none of the freaking bureaucrats' media rituals are helping only making things worse. Typical.

So it's up to we the coffee drifters to regain normalcy and game perspective so tell us all your thoughts on improbability then the interns will compile all the statements into a quantum interference field algorithm which we'll feed into the improbability drive monster and see if it can rally and save the plot.

Anyways, yes thanks, I'll have another americano.