Fundraising For The Future! (Honka Honka)

Thanks to you, we've kept the gears turning—fixing and replacing equipment, upgrading tools – but nothing could save the Spite Car. RIP Spite Car. Together, you've done more than support the show – you’ve held it together. Now, you have a chance to help shape its future. After years of joking, dreaming, and obsessively talking about them, the show is finally getting its own Dodge Caravan. That’s right—a real one.

I have a $6,000 goal, and I’d be happy to make $60. Every coffee helps brings me that much closer to being back on the road and able to forage for groceries beyond the blast radius of my home life. 

I want to take this show places it’s never gone before, and I want you there beside me. I haven’t decided how to commemorate donors – maybe I’ll put a collage of your heads on the back window. I can offer this though: my daughter (the same one who made the Congo Aircrash Crocodile video all those years ago) has graciously offered to kill you. In her words, the Top Donor get to request their own demise, which she will animate! She’s terribly talented and says “I’m ready to kill everybody”.

The horizon may be grey and grim but the future can always be bright. Take my love, take care, comb your hair, and let’s build something together.