Offri un caffè a Denny Wetmore

Thank you so much for the support! 

I am a world-famous(*) artist and VERY successful(**) Tom Selleck impersonator who lives in the middle of nowhere in Southern Colorado in the San Luis Valley. I work primarily in watercolor and gouache, but I am always looking for fun new mediums, including oil paint. I love painting and sketching people and landscapes with an eye towards feeling rather than photorealism.

Also, I plugged bullet holes, called in airstrikes, and jumped out of perfectly good airplanes in the U.S. Army Rangers. Random, eh? 

Sometimes I make funny(***) videos. 

(*) I know like six people in Ireland. 

(**) I found a $10 Starbucks gift card while dressed as Tom Selleck for Halloween

(***) I forced a man on the bus to watch one of my videos and he guffawed (****) before immediately going back to doing his taxes

(****) chuckled (*****)

(*****) smirked (******)

(******) grimaced