I’m a storyteller without a way to make my stories sound good.  Using the phone mic kinda sucks and these books deserve better. So, let’s start with DAMNED. This is my podcast, in which I read to you. The books are special though. They have all been deemed profane, lacking in everything from family values to Christ himself. These are books that ignorant people want off their shelves. Horrible books like To Kill a Mockingbird (racist), 1984 (promotes socialism, government unrest, and explicit/profane), Fahrenheit 451 (Not for Civil Unrest resulting in a revolution. Nope. For the word “Damn”), Slaughterhouse Five (Themes of Death. Oh and the Aliens) These books make you think. Thinking leads to Ideas. Ideas lead to education which leads to We the People to do things that would make God mad. Well, I say teach. I say read. I say the hell to God. I don’t think “reading To Kill a Mockingbird” will make much difference at the Pearly Gates. I need equipment. I need books. So…oh wait, my name is Brennan. I am 41. I love making colorful messes and reading obscene books.