Achetez un chiki à Conbini Boys

Hey 🐣

You love the conbini. We love the conbini. We've got so much in common. You know all those cool images we push on Twitter? Like #conbiniart. Yeah, those ones. Well, we use a pro version of Canva. It's like 💰 💰 💰. Actually, it's $12/month. Honestly, we can afford it. But we want to see if we can break even on this podcast thing. So, buy us a ☕️. Preferably a cold Georgia Bitou canned coffee. 

Actually, buy what you can afford. If you're a student, just keep listening and scrolling Twitter for free. Don't dare buy us a coffee! You probably have debt, which sucks. If you buy us one, I'll call your mom and tell her you're wasting your money on this stupid podcast and #conbiniart. Christ, she'll be pissed. 

If you're a billionaire, buy us a Lambo - two, please.

Ok, I just realized I can change the 'buy us a coffee' to 'buy us a chiki'. And that's way more on brand. But I can't go back and rewrite all this stuff. It's 9:30, which is my bedtime.

Buy us a chiki - unless you're a student. 

Oh, and listen to the podcast: 

* Apple podcasts

*Spotify