Support The Church of The One Wheel

🛹☕ About This Page

Welcome, seeker of balance.

This is the official support page for The Church of the One Wheel — a parody religion dedicated to spreading the gospel of single-wheel salvation, road rash wisdom, and modern mobility spirituality.

We use satire to celebrate the sacred ride, poke fun at ourselves, and build a community around the absurd joy of electric transportation.

Your support helps cover:

Hosting costs for our digital temple (Squarespace)

Meme generation miracles

Custom merch designs for the Wheelievers

Blog posts, sermons, and holy wheel rituals

If this project made you laugh, nod knowingly, or question the spiritual integrity of scooters… consider making an offering.

☕ Buy us a coffee

🛹 Fund a tire rotation

⚡ Help keep our batteries charged

Give freely. Ride balanced. The Wheel thanks you.