Wow, I had no idea that we could even create posts. Now is probably the right time to hit that unsubscribe button, things are about to get unhinged.
Well not really.
Anyways, we had some ideas for new perks that could be fun and whimsical, and we wanted to let everyone know. And since some of you guys have already given us some Chump Change, if you guys donate again we'll bump you up to the next highest tier for free, since you're the OG's.
Feast your eyes:
💸 $5–19 one-time gift: Haiku & Shoutout
You'll get a personalized haiku and an on-air shoutout. World-class poetry AND fame. What a steal!
🎙️ $20–35 one-time gift: This Episode Sponsored By...
You sponsor the episode. During our intro we'll say "This episode is sponsored by..." and you fill in the blank — your church, your dog, your girlfriend, whatever. We'll hype it up. Just don't make it weird, lol.
👑 $50 one-time gift: Chump Talk Executive Producer
The best option, imo — and I'm not just saying that. You work with us to pick the topic for our next Chump Talk episode. Something you're passionate about, something funny, something whimsical? Whoop, there it is.
Anyways, I can't justify taking any more of your time on the Holy Weekend. Have a beautiful Easter tomorrow and God bless you all!
js & tt