About Burtman
Sarcastic stories of mischief and light
I'm just a lonesome van man with a sweet dog and a hunger for exploration. I write stories from life and travels. The first part of my new book, Stories From The Schoolyard, is available free of charge from here: https://burtman.net/SchoolYard_1_The_Age_Of_Innocence_WV.pdf
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What with trying to find work, rebuilding aging websites, teaching myself various languages and fighting a slightly worrying health issue... I have been a bit slow getting this done. But today, I finally have a book. Well, I have the first mini-book. Part I / IV. It's taken me a long time to write and edit this work, but I'm giving the first one away free, in the hope that someone will like it eno...
It's Finally Crossed The Line!
Feb 24, 2026
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Burtdad and I have a funny dynamic, sometimes. We like to accuse each other of highly-exaggerated crimes and then have ridiculous arguments about them. This usually culminates in one of us calling the other a shit, a moment of silence, and then a game of dominoes. I'm not sure what it's about, but it's age-old and it's not going anywhere. With this in mind, I'd like to bring up the time that Burtd...
Ants In My Pants (Or How I Nearly Died Because Of A Chocolate Wrapper)
Sep 03, 2025
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