Radical Teachings of a Life Seduced by Rock 'n' Roll
1.🌟 Learning how to roll a good Joint is a valuable & admirable life skill.
2. 🌟 Cannabis IS the Goddess Kali - Fuck with her medicine and watch your entire existence go up in smoke.
Alcohol contains Spirits.
3. 🌟 Rockstars are NOT heroes but the good ones ARE Shamen.
Go listen to some truly great music. Meditate on that, bitch.
4. 🌟 Music, Magic & Medicine -
are ALL altar egos of The Muse.
5. 🌟 DO NOT smoke a Joint you did not witness getting rolled.
Even if you REALLY like them.
6. 🌟 Rock 'n' Roll is a serious lesson in Sex Education.
And I'm not talkin 'bout the lyrics.
7. 🌟 History may be written by The Victor,
But the truth is recorded by The Artist.
8. 🌟 Its is a truly powerful thing to cry out after being wounded in one of life's battles.
9. 🌟 I still strictly conform to being a non-conformist.
The 5th Element is always surprise.
The 6th Sense is always humour.
You ALWAYS get points for style.
10. 🌟 Rock 'n' Roll is jut another name for Yin & Yang.
Meditate on that, baby
11. 🌟 Live your life with Rhythm and Soul.
Make a record of it all.
Do it all for the record.
12. 🌟 Kali loves you
13. 🌟 Lester Bangs WAS cool.
The Gospel Truth.
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Artwork & Poetry
by Yours Truly,
Your Friendly Neighbourhood Anarchist,
🏴☠️ Boudica Britannica 🏴☠️
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Ps, artists who rely on A. I.
Are just
A.CTUALLY I.NSECURE
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FIND "P.RIK B'STARDLI" ON SPOTIFY!
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Sent with a kiss from Glasgow 🏴
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Ps. If you do not possess the knowings of the Major Arcana, then you're playing the game of life with only half a deck. X
ALL WE ARE SAAAYYYYINNNGGGG, IS GIVE PUNK A CHANCE!
Let's actully be honest, the music industry of today is, for the most part, PURE PISH.
(I KNOW there are exceptions, but allow me to generalise & sensationalise for the sake of style at least, ok?)
☠️ I could literally go on a rant for years until I'm old & decrepit & then physically die & then return from the grave to haunt everyone with my INSANELY INTNESE opinions on the subject of music but I promise I shall spare you all out of the generosity of my heart...For now.
🏴☠️ This is 100% NOT for everyone. The true spirit of Rock n Roll was never meant for mass appeal.
🎸 But for those slender few of you 🎸
Who's heart thumps out 4 beats to the bar,
Who's Holy Temples are rusty, crusty old dive bars with a killer sound system,
For those of you that just CANNAE do as you're told and just HAVE to indulge that inner streak of mischief that's as wide as the Clyde,
And for those of you who still BELIVE IN YOUR SOUL that the right record on a turntable is the Rock n Roll equivalent of a Tibetan prayer wheel... 🕉
❤️🔥 This one is for YOU. ❤️🔥
💣 It's rowdy, it's groovy, it's loud, it's unapologetic, defiant, controversial, piss-taking & got more fantastically flamboyant swears than a drunken pirate army 🏴☠️
Get yer heidphones on & krank it up to 11(If ye've got the bawz to do so)
⚡️For those about to rock, I salute you⚡️