Unterstütze David FW

Watch the video on this page.

You can read my full statement here.

You can read my paper, "A Losing Bet Regardless of Outcome" here.

I just published the first formal logical proof of American civilizational decline using AI CapEx figures and debt obligations.

Why make my work satirical? Because "let's build the falsifiable logic puzzle to test the trillion-dollar investment thesis — for machines that solve logic puzzles" isn't rocket science. It's the bare minimum due diligence. No one with a $20,000 suit, a $200,000 watch, a $250,000 MBA from Harvard, a $3M summer home in the Hamptons, a $6,237 hair transplant from Turkey, and a fiduciary duty on Wall Street — America's "best and brightest" — did the bare minimum due diligence before cashing in on the AI boom and gambling with everyone's 401k and pension funds.

That's just so silly. Of course I made it satirical.

I can't get anyone's money back once they've been defrauded out of their retirement savings by a genius who beat the S&P 500 a whopping 8 of the last 25 years, but I have a moral obligation to create the public record of everyone who looked away while it happened. "Fiduciary duty" might not mean anything to the financial industry, but as a former part-time, semi-professional clown, I have my own standards and professional duty to make sure everyone points and laughs at all the right fools WHILE they're on trial — not just years later when the documentaries come out.

"You're a luddite! You're a communist! You're unpatriotic!" No. I'm a capitalist with a stronger tech background than you have.

Sit down.

You have billion-dollar research budgets — I have a laptop and an undergraduate research assistant who was too scared to put his name on the paper. You took four years and never did the obvious thing — I published in four months. You should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm not taking a stand against technology, capitalism, or progress. I'm taking a stand against negligence, defrauding investors, gambling with other people's retirement funds, and active harms against the American people.

Friends — I publicly self-immolated my career and am likewise burning my personal savings to hold out the rock on behalf of all the American people. I need your support while I figure out how to pay my bills, my marketing interns, my PhD climate scientist, and the rest of my team. I am fronting everything out of my own pocket. I just burned my fairly promising professional future for the village. I'm asking for the village to get my back while I figure out what's next. Thank you. (: