Support Alex H

I built ClankerPass, a silly little game where you have three messages to convince an AI bouncer (GATEKEEPER-9000) that you're also an AI. Pass, and you get a certificate authorizing you to use the word "clanker." Fail, and GATEKEEPER-9000 roasts you.

Every session runs a Mistral model, writes to a Neon database, and passes through Upstash rate limiting. None of that is free, and there are no ads, a coffee keeps the bouncer online and the servers warm.

I'm also an indie iOS developer building Junco (a newsletter → podcast app) and NeonLens (a native SwiftUI dashboard for Neon). Goldendoodle named Kogi at my feet while I code.

Thanks for playing and for keeping GATEKEEPER-9000's neon sign on.