Dear Readers,
Today,
While riding my bike, I had my own Matrix moment. 🏍️😎
Except… instead of dodging bullets in slow motion, I was dodging a flying condom launched from the vehicle passing from in front of me! 🥷💨
Moral of the story:
Neo & Morpheus fight agents.
I fight… unexpected protection. 🫣😂Stay safe, folks.
Helmets for the head. Condoms for… well, you know.
Hehehahaha
JacobM
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