yo, I’m Amber.

I make magic out of herbs, skincare, comedy, and caffeine-induced existential crises.

I own ETHYST® skincare, a brand that’s wayyyyyyy cleaner than your ex’s conscience. In fact, it's CertClean® Certified and the Cleanest Skincare on the Planet™.

Sometimes I’m a mad scientist. Sometimes I’m just mad.

Supporting me means fueling more weird ideas, late-night formulations, and dramatic monologues about serums that "changed my cellular frequency."

☕️ Buy me a coffee so I can stay awake long enough to keep providing you the best in toxin-free essential care.

✨ Tip me and I promise to keep doing hilariously unhinged, wildly effective things.