So, you’re probably asking yourself right now, “What kind of name is this for a business?!”
Well, I’m here to tell the silly tale that created All Those Lemons LLC.
It all started in Target.
In Fall of 2021, Cat and I were casually shopping at Target like we usually do until a minor disagreement arose. What kind of disagreement you ask? Who the hell knows, that was months ago and I have personally forgotten.
Now, I will be the first to say that we don’t argue like the average couple does. We instead tend to use humor to defuse situations before they ever escalate.
This was not one of those times.
This particular day, we got so enraged that we started an all out lemon food fight! Lemons were hurled in every direction and everyone got involved. Even this roughly 90 year old woman pelted me in the face with one of the largest lemons I had ever seen! The fight got so out of control that we went through all of Target’s lemon supply!
Post food… I mean Lemon fight, we were immediately escorted out of the building and banned from shopping at Target for life.
That all said, I know what you’re probably thinking, “These two are nuts! That is the most ridiculous story I’ve ever heard!”
You’re right in thinking both of those statements…IF IT WERE TRUE.
DUN DUN DUN
The true story is that Cat and I were having a minor disagreement while walking through Target, when we came upon an end cap with nothing but lemon based decor.
We both immediately stopped talking and simultaneously went, “Look at all those Lemons?!"
We then looked into each other’s eyes and busted out laughing. This moment is one of the many that we realized we truly were meant for each other. The End.
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