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Bunny's Monthly Budget
$5
/month
It's not much but it's something and something is better than nothing. -B
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The Reluctant Recipients Society
$15
/month
For those who wish to fund the Floral Order of Involuntary Sentiment. No deliverables. The Court Filing Number will be noted. Memini omnia. No refunds. Bunny appreciates but does not negotiate.
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Bunny's Patron of Petty Affairs
$25
/month
The deliverable is the satisfaction of funding the kingdom. Bunny acknowledges your existence in the Court Registry. That's it. That's the tier. You're not buying content, you're buying participation in the mythology. We thank you. And you're welcome.
Duties include:
Funding grudges.
Reviewing receipts.
Sustaining minor vendettas.
Supporting archival snark.
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The Ashtray Tier
$50
/month
It sits next to the Grudges Completed jar. Same key fits both. One holds what came off. The other holds what burned down. This tier funds the ashtray. This is not a metaphor for cigarettes. Bunny will not explain further. The people who know, know. Memini omnia.
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Bunny's Sugar Daddy Tier
$100
/month
Let's call this what it is. You love me. I love gifts that are more than a pretty pebble disguising emotional labor. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Better paper and pens are Bunny's best friends. So is a better monthly budget.

Benefits:
No actual sugar.
If you truly love me, fund the archive infrastructure.
If you send me a "hey beautiful" message instead, I will invoice you.
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The Strategic Desk of Petty Purpose
$250
/month
You wish to fund the desk itself. The gold stapler. The rose-gold glitter pens. The portrait of Bunny by Bunny. The ashtray. The jar. The lamp. All of it. You are not buying the desk. You are sponsoring its theatrical maintenance. Bunny will, on rare occasions, write you a postcard. He may or may not send it.
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Court Membership
$500
/month
Established during the Velvet Warpath.
Mission:
To ensure all grievances are adequately funded.
You are now a member of the Court. This means nothing legally. It means everything aesthetically. Your name appears in the Court Registry. You may receive an annual letter from Bunny. He will be honest. The letter may not be flattering.
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Velinwood Nobility
$999
/month
You're not funding a tier. You're funding the kingdom. A handwritten dedication appears in a future book. You may not know which one. Bunny will not tell you. You will find out when you find out. Bunny occasionally refers to you as "Your Grace" before immediately insulting you. Nobility confers no actual governing authority. Attempts to exercise authority will result in immediate mockery.
Memini omnia.
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