It’s August 22, 2026. This is The Weekly Poop.
This week, NYC ACC KILLS published the memoriam for adoptable cats and dogs slaughtered by Animal Care Centers of New York City [sic] in May.
With data indicating that killings remained higher for the fifth consecutive month compared to 2025, the latest NAK memoriam is reality’s response to New York City Council members after they again touted their compassion and magnanimity fOR ThE aNIMaLs.
Meanwhile, it remains unclear if Zohran Mamdani is aware of ACC’s existence, much less if the people’s mayor knows or cares about atrocities committed on his watch and in his name as his constituents look on in horror, with many New Yorkers paying for the privilege.