Like my old man always used to tell me, “Kid, the bigger they are, the more blood they got inside em”.
“Kid, never bring a knife to a ghost fight.”
My old man was full of em. He’d say “Kid, ya gotta get up pretty early in the morning, so why don’t you go to bed now?”
“Just remember, Pride comes before September.”
“Aw, Kid, uneasy lies the head that wears a Halloween mask.”
“Absinthe makes the hearth grow softer”
“Kid, a journey of a thousand miles begins with a call to AAA.”
“Better eight than seven.”
“Kid, fortune flavors the bowl.”
“If it ain’t broke, I didn’t fix it.”
“Kid, if you want something done right, don’t trust the government.”
“No man is an island, but you’re being a real peninsula today.”
“Kid, Where there’s smoke, the grass is greener.”
“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights makes a left.”
“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, so try to fill up on bread”
“Kid, the early bird gets the worm, and that’s gross.”
And one I’ll carry to my grave:
“If you can’t beat em, date their mother.”