The stories shared here are NOTHING like the soaps your grandma watched 'round 3 in the afternoon EVERY DAY. But, they're sure to entertain!

Blogs are posted according to the moon phases --- Last Quarter, New Moon, 1st Quarter, Full Moon. Tarot readings are posted every other day --- currently on hiatus.

If you identify as a trans man or a trans masc nonbinary individual & you'd like to achieve the results of testosterone [with or without the use of HRT], peep the shop! I've concocted four tincture formulas. They're designed to boost your androgens, regulate your moods, & maintain overall health. They correlate with the four elements & I suggest choosing based on the most prominent element in your birth chart OR your Mars sign. BUT, there's more than one way to skin a cat...

Please don't hesitate to reach out via email --- soapsandrumsapothecary@gmail.com --- if you have any questions!