Buy Robert Traynor a coffee

To be honest, I don't touch the stuff. Coffee I mean. But I do have a raging Coke habit. I like the classic variety that comes in glass bottles and four packs. The caffeine and other wondrous additives it contains help me reach creative heights previously undreamed-of. So any money you kindly send my way will go toward my writing the best Aussie horror tales I and Coca-Cola's chemical engineers possibly can. Thank you, bless you, love you.