In Praise of America's National Porks

In Praise of America's National Porks

Sep 17, 2024

MY FRIEND WAYNE KEEPS URGING ME to include more food in my posts. Well, nobody does it quite like he does. Still, I’m trying. So when I was staring at a photograph of Delicate Arch, in Arches National Pork Park, I remembered something important: Everything is better with bacon. Including quirky geological formations.

Delicate arch made from bacon.


Mt. Rushmore, with bacon


Plymouth Rock with bacon


The Washington Monument made from bacon


The Grand Canyon made from bacon



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“I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.”

—Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock with a pig

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