Chicken Al-Trash-Doe
Ingredients
3 Tbsp Oily Liquid 🥃
1 Chicken Carcass🍗
3 Apple Cores 🍎
1 Smashed Garlic Clove 🧄
1 Cup Expired Broth 🥫
1/2 Cup Curdled Milk 🥛
General Trash 🗑️
1/4 Moldy Cheese🧀
1 Box Pasta Tubes🍝
Directions
Saute the chicken carcass in a metal pan with some oil to unlock all them juices.🤤 Throw in some apple cores, garlic, then mix in the broth and milk. Stir occasionally for a few minutes, then add some general trash to your liking, then let simmer until the flavors begin to infuse together and the stench of dinner fills the air. This recipe definitely would bring all the raccoons to the yard. 🤤
Optional Elevation: Serve this delicious dish with a side of garlic tuna bread and a bowl of water and this meal is gonna slap harder than Will @ the Oscars. 😍
Rate: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
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🙏🦝Chef Raphael Raccoon
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