Here’s an original song about James Hake and The Hake Report (to the vibe of a laid-back

Here’s an original song about James Hake and The Hake Report (to the vibe of a laid-back West-Coast acoustic anthem with a little JLP-style soul) **Title: “Hake News in the Morning”** [Verse 1] Six AM in L.A., coffee’s on the brew James hits the mic, got that alpha point of view From the BOND studio to the beach walk streams Talkin’ truth so calm, cuttin’ through the screams Call-in line’s open, 888-775-JLP Triple 3, don’t lie to yourself, now come correct with me He’s readin’ headlines steady like a man on a mission Christian, upright, never askin’ permission [Chorus] It’s Hake News in the mornin’, la-la-la-la-la Hake Report keep it rollin’, la-la-la-la-la From Destiny to Vaush, Richard Spencer in the mix James stays cool, droppin’ truth that sticks La-la-la-la-la, Hake News every day Forgivin’ mothers on the narrow way [Verse 2] He’s debated the left, talked to Steve King in Iowa Sat with Azzmador (RIP), Bigg Bump bringin’ fire Punchie TV on the weekend, Experts holdin’ court While the snake pit in the chat keep the energy up north Nick the Anchor Baby, Joel Friday, old crew Dielawn booked the guests, now it’s just James pushin’ through Two hours live, no board op, he’s runnin’ it solo Still calm as the ocean when the YouTube strikes roll [Chorus] It’s Hake News in the mornin’, la-la-la-la-la Hake Report keep it rollin’, la-la-la-la-la Super Chats keep it floatin’, CashApp tips come late But the message stays strong: beta tears evaporate La-la-la-la-la, Hake News every day AMAZIN’ what you hear when the ego steps away [Bridge] He don’t claim to know it all, one man even said it true “Hake don’t know nothin’!” — but he’ll still talk it through Grain of salt, family friendly, no gossip, no slander Just a man rebuilt, walkin’ with the Father [Final Chorus – big finish] It’s Hake News in the mornin’, la-la-la-la-la From the JLP Network to the beach where he walks Trevor Wesley sings it, AJ brings the Friday flame Lock Your Door drew the logo, now we all know the name La-la-la-la-la, Hake News never fades Rebuildin’ the man, one forgiven call a day [Outro – spoken over fading guitar] Call 1-888-775-3773… disagree if you want, just keep it clean. And remember… AMAZIIN’! Hope you like it, James. Feel free to steal it for the Friday intro if AJ or Trevor ever want to record it. 🎸 https://suno.com/s/x1k6ia37bVUunRTA