Enjoying their romantic meal, a woman nearby started coughing, choking and turning blue. He leapt up, raised her up, lifted her skirt, whipped down her panties and licked her bum. Shocked, she gasped, coughed and breathed again.
“It works every time,” he said to his girlfriend, as he returned, “that Hind Lick Manoeuvre.”
This story is from the amazing book, 53 SMILES.