Step 1:
Give a brief history; e.g.,
Step 2:
Inform everyone about the present; e.g.,
Step 3: Wait for the scowling manager to hand you a memo and watch you sign it; e.g.,
Step 4: If you don't get sacked for that, but do for reacting, your company is probably sickeningly vile; e.g.,
Step 5: If HR compares the effect on a 30 year old vileophile of your hilarious methods of informing an entire town that they're a vileophile to being abused as a child, and gaslights you on everything else, you've proven your company is desperate to cover up their sickening vileness e.g.,
Step 6: When your company and all its employees deny all knowledge of everything; you've proven that no one will ever know about you proving your company and all your ex colleagues are sickeningly vile; e.g.,
Step 7: You've proved the area is sickeningly vile when they won't let you prove it is;
e.g.
