Shave

Jan 07, 2025

Being able to focus intently on one task has a flip side.

This can manifest spectacularly when shaving.

If you have an important, in-person meeting,

it'll consume your thoughts as you shave your legs and/or face.

Each pass of the blade will see you ponder the event from a different angle,

trying to prepare.

As shaving and pondering are mutually exclusive,

you may cut yourself in the very attempt to be presentable.

If you slice a mole, this can be serious.

Especially if it's on your chin.

Blood on the towel. Blood on tissues. Blood on your hands.

It can take several fabric band-aids to staunch the flow.

And the look is not one to win corporate hearts or minds.

Fronting a meeting with a large, sticking-plaster X

greatly diminishes already-frail confidence.

And any attempt to remove the dressing beforehand

(however dry and healed the wound may seem)

will release a crimson torrent onto your collar and/or stockings.

The solution is to shower and shave on the eve of the meeting.

That way, you have all night to recover from your injuries.

[First published 30 June 2009. Work from home FTW.]

Pic by Mariana Pedroza.

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