First things first... WHAT THE SNAP IS AN OPUS TALE!?

Think of it this way:

Once upon a time, your Saturday mornings were probably pretty sweet. Sleeping in late, wolfing down bowls of sugary cereal, and watching cartoons until your eyes hurt never seemed to get old. But, you still got older and work time began to replace playtime. Before you knew it, those sunny mornings faded from reality to a memory, never to return again... until now.

Growing up can be a real pain in the butt. Who hasn't watched a favorite childhood movie or popped in a retro game, only to find yourself thinking, "I'm way too old for this shit!" We've all been there, and it sucks.

Yet media aimed at adult audiences just doesn't quite cut it.

"Where did the whimsy go? What happened to the zany characters? And why do all these dragons look so damn realistic!?"

(Sound familiar?)

Growing up is mandatory. Settling for ordinary is not. That's why Octavius Opus Tales are like the best parts of your past and present blended up into a big, sweet smoothie of fun! My books are chock-full of the kinds of crazy characters and wacky worlds you've loved since you were a kid — with complex stories and mature themes (and even some steaminess!) to keep your grown-up self entertained.

Check out r/octopustales today and discover something unlike anything you've ever read before. It's fun, and it's free!

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