There's Something About Mary..#15

There's Something About Mary..#15

Jun 08, 2022

David Rizzio, Mary's private secretary, was an eccentric performer with a unique singing voice who loved the queen, he was like Rod Stewart. Unfortunately for him he was low born and foreign so had to go, the only foreigners the British aristocracy can stomach are Russian oligarchs and paedophile billionaires

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