Hey, guys,
It’s me, your favourite CEO
I’ve just come back from my month long holiday in the Cayman islands,
And I see you’re all wearing smart shoes, while I’m wearing my trainers,
I just wanted to say we’re all in this together,
Of course you’re not allowed to take holiday if one other person is off,
That’s the reward for getting our cases down,
Wait why are you upset about that?
We’ve got loads of work to do,
Don’t run out of it though,
Or we'll fire you.
As we can cut costs that way
You’re just a temp after all,
You’re stressed out, you say?
Well watch someone else takes their wellness hour.
We don’t give temps wellness hours,
Why does a disgusting second-class creature need a wellness hour?
You get your minimum wage and you’ll be happy,
We’re all it in it together, like I said.
We’ll give you less than an week notice to terminate your contract,
Though we demand two weeks if you quit.
So don't quit on us and make sure you pull your weight around here.
We're all in this together,
Now I've gotta scoot off for my flight,
But I'll come back in two months,
Give another speech about how tough it is,
Then scoot off again.