I want you to fast-forward to November when, for a modest consideration, you - yes, YOU - could hold in your hands a copy of my first official Christmas Annual 🎅🏻
BLASDALE’S GALAXIUM OF POPULAR INTEREST will be, in equal parts, a gentleman’s digest, a lady’s companion, and a fireside friend 📚
Filled to obscene overflowing with:
- an epic retelling of The Nativity, featuring Mortimer the Leaf as Herod 🍁
- emotion-wrought tales of seasonal nonsense
- advertisements to tempt even the most savvy of consumers
- highly-questionable relationship advice from our own Ms Partridge
- religious improvement from some of England’s leading ecclesiastical luminaries
- sketches of contemporary life in written form
- morsels of wisdom from some of literature’s fictitious ‘greats’
- diary extracts, reflections, and private memoranda from the author himself
- erotic poetry and pornographic doodles
- interviews, quizzes & puzzles
- an adults-only (Penthouse-style) forum 🔞
- …and a thousand* other pleasant, innocent distractions for the winter season ❄️
*Final contents may be considerably fewer (and of a far poorer quality) than presently advertised 🧐
Full details to follow...watch this space!!!