USA United Satanic America
American, be honest with yourself, what has America done to you, personally? Are not the ascendance of evil over good, the forces of darkness, the use of human sacrifice happening in your country? No?
Is it really only a 50 statewide conspiracy theory or a Christian God persecuting you? Your daily reality is supported by ample Satanic evidence, you know it! Know more than yourself, confront it!
In 2004, I wrote a legendary book titled USA United Satanic America where I as an insider tourist explored the various walks of American life, according to Christianity, of course, adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing, which equaled to the titular formula. I could not help it! But then, it was almost twenty years ago. So it is a little outdated. I am sure that your updated math or meth will give you a totally different result. Try not to cheat on your exam! Try harder, American! Yes, you can, you are damn American ….