There's an Aadvark in the Car Park

There's an Aadvark in the Car Park

Jul 28, 2024

Walking along without a care
What on earth is that? Over there
Must look again, try not to stare
There’s an Aardvark in the car park

Why is that so very peculiar
I’m not kiddin’ or tryin’ to fool yer
No one was lookin’, well very few wer’
At the Aardvark in the car park

It came across, ready to speak
‘Been going around for more’n a week’
‘Think my car’s playing hide and seek’
Said the Aardvark in the car park

‘Shall we look for it?’ sayeth I
With a bit of a glint in my eye
‘OK, we can spread out and try’
Agreed the Aardvark in the car park

I asked him if the colour he knew
‘This is so very kind of you’
‘If I remember right, it’s blue’
Remarked the Aardvark in the car park

Up ev’ry row we searched back & forth
Covered the car park from south to north
Seems to me he’s a proper wart
That Aardvark in the car park

Best read out loud in a good Yorkshire accent.

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