Welcome to Paradox

Welcome to Paradox

Jul 12, 2022

Welcome to Paradox.

It lives up to its name.

They used to mine uranium here.

That caused a lot of… disruptions. The kind that can’t normally be explained unless you have high level clearances, or a background in atomic sciences and time travel.

I’m part of the Paradox Police History Force.

Yes. While other agencies are running around yelling, "Stop! CIA! FBI! OSS! INTERPOL!" I get to apprehend villains with, "Stop! PPHHFFFFFF!"

I was recruited at the Roswell Conference. Yes. That Roswell. The one that had the “weather ballon incident.” Are air quotes considered unidentified flying objects?

I routinely see things that people shouldn’t see.

I have a masters in library science, a bachelors in history and archaeology and an associates degree in criminal justice and museum studies. Somehow I became a social worker for the supernatural.

Bigfoot is my bartender.

There are ghosts in the corner booth.

At the end of the bar is a man in black. He’s our disinformation specialist.

If you think you came to the wrong place - ET will take you home.

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