[T/N] I apologize for grammar mistakes and incoherencies
Special CHAOS 5: Shade of Fireworks.
“Best, what are you going to do? He's alone now!”
A young girl's squealing voice rang out, with another girl standing with a stubborn face, while she was holding a small Krathong.
“Are you crazy, Ged! He's still in school.”
The girl turned around and was about to walk away to her school, but she was dragged back by her friend Ged to return to the same place.
“So, what? Are you going to wait until he comes out with his friends? You'll break your lungs again holding all that air, go now!”
“No, I'm afraid.”
“What are you afraid of? Hey, Phun is single on Loi Krathong for the first time in two years and there's no EM to walk beside him. So, you hurry or he won't be single next year, if he would agree to date you tonight would be even better!” Someone came together and taught him a series of friends until the person who was listening was pouting. Now the Krathong in the girl's hand has been transformed into a device to cover the red, red face of the bearer.
“I don't want, I'm embarrassed.”
...
“Phun, what are you doing!” But before the two girls were able to successfully hold on to each other, another young man's voice rang out until they both stopped.
“Did you see that? There is someone... Come on, you are scared!” A taller girl, Ged the annoyed friend took a sneak peek at the fence of the boys' school next to the girls' school of theirs.
They can see from here vaguely that there was friend waving to the man they've referred to as the topic of the day, but from a distance, he looks familiar like that they had seen him on stage at their Open House concert event at school from before.
“Oh Ohm... Mes asked me to watch his Krathong for him for a while! So, where are all of you guys going?” Phun, the boy at the school next door who was hailed by the girls from various schools as the best dream boy in this area, was shouting at his friends loudly until the two young girls who were eavesdropping screamed out softly.
“(Scream)! Hey, I can hear his voice clearly.”
“I told 'you', but that still sounds good.” Then they closed their eyes and peg their ears silently before continuing to listen intently.
“Hmmm...by you guys, you mean Noh.” The young man yelled back, causing Phun to laugh without arguing. So, the other party continued.
“You guys are making Krathong next to Building F, but Noh is on the second floor of Building A.”
“Oh. Then, what is he doing?”
“Play cards!”
“Oh? Haha.”
“Yes, so go up to him and wave three trolls, Father, Son, Holy Spirit and drag that bastard down to help me.”
“Haha, okay, but I'll watch the Krathong for you first.”
“Okay, see you.”
The conversation between the two young men was so frantic that the eavesdropping party remained silent, and the little girl who was still holding the Krathong in her hand gave a puzzled glance at her friend.
“Noh? This is someone who used to play at our school concert too.”
“Yes, I see that these two are close. When the band Noh came to play last year, Phun still came along.” The other party added until the person asking the question had to nod her face before smiling embarrassedly.
“Well, Noh is handsome. I like him, he's pretty cute. He broke up with Miss Yuri, right?”
This time the questioned person shook her head wisely. “I don't know, I heard that, but the other day, I still saw them walking around Siam. Grade 4 girls were staring at Miss Yuri with green eyes. I guess they broke up already too.”
“Huh? So, in conclusion, did they break up or not? What about Phun? Did he break up?” It was because what she said just now made the person who was listening lose half of her confidence because she had guessed the Boy School workings weren't right before her friend sighed heavily.
“Phun had broken up! Did you not see EM already has a new boyfriend and now Phun is not dating any woman either. So, hurry up, mosquitoes are making a meal out of me!” The tall girl said as she pushed her friend's back so hard that she threw herself into the front door of the all-boys school next door until the victim shrieked. “Wow!”
“???” and also catches the eye of someone who secretly likes this again, playing and dancing to the rhythm of three cha-chas.
A girl with a Krathong in her hand smiles at a man who is standing there looking at her puzzledly from behind the school fence. The other party's thin, orange-colored lips were about to move, but…
“Fuck Phun... You've been deceived by Mes into watching Krathong for him!” A long and raspy voice from a bald-headed young man interrupts from behind but in the distance.
Phun turned around and looked at the owner of the voice he knew almost immediately. “What? Noh.”
“Mes went dancing at Nam Sabaidee Pier... Just now Masa Suwat Suchart came.”
“Oh? What? Then he told me to keep a watch over Krathong, he'll come soon.”
“Haha! So, take it to the pier, and don't have to wait for him.”
“And you?”
“I'll follow you later.”
“Um.” Phun accepted that word before realizing that a strange-looking girl was standing in front of the school fence just now, but when the sharp face turned to look again, she was gone.
“Holy ghost?” The boy scratched his head confused before lifting a few Krathongs to join the others at the pier.
“Didn’t I tell you? I told you to hurry up. So, what? He's gone to the port! There are a lot of people, including children from our school, and their school! It will be difficult.” Of course, when the lurkers were waiting to see their friends running back while still holding the Krathong, they made a squealing noise.
The person who was pouted by Ged, before she turned to look at the back of the slender young man who cradled the three Krathongs in his hand and was heading to the pier where the Krathong floats are held every year.
“I'm so excited! But there must be some good moments.”
At the port that was created as the venue for the annual Krathong float event, the general public, and students from nearby schools come to participate in the activities on traditional days.
A young man with a slim figure walking holding a Krathong that was hailed to be taken care of and brought to Mes who was falling with his colleague.
“Mes? Where should I put the Krathong?”
“Oh, Phun? Oh, I've waited a long time for you to come over there.”
The answer made the person who was listening pause for a moment. Before he walked, he shook his head nervously to place the Krathong where the Student Council joined by other organizations and clubs.
“It has arrived, the magnificent Krathong Music Club has arrived.”
But the sound of JewJiw shouting in the distance made him turn around and look at the owner of a transparent figure, who stood before tearing up a wide grin. When Krathong Music Club came it was such a mess, there are banana leaves, orchids, marigolds, sunflowers, oranges, pear, pocky, paprika, and koala marsh.
“Is this intended to apologize to the goddess Ganga, or is it just a joke? The water is going to rot with this stuff in there.” Phun laughed, but no one in the Music Club was interested in the protest.
“Apologize to Goddess Ganga and then feed the fish inside, getting merit. Hey Noh, let's go buy a Krathong at Nampang.”
“What Ohm? Are you going to float with me? No. I don't want to be born in the next life and get to see you again.” The young man in front of the owner of the skinhead's haircut refused almost immediately but was dragged away.
“You think I want to float with you? I'm going to buy it and eat it, and I've been wanting to know for a long time if it's delicious yet? Why do fish fight for it?!”
This made the person who was listening like Phun freak out.
(@ (1) + 1#) +_&#@%#1(*.)) The two youngsters argued for a while longer before a loud murmur rang out in the distance.
“All right, his friend has gone. Will you dare now?” The same girl's voice rang out after a long time silently observing the situation until she realized that no matter how long she waited, the man her friend had a crush on even if she expected to float the Krathong with him, she would have been scolded by her friends for a long time.
The girl who was holding a Krathong takes a deep breath. “I dare!”
This made the person who was listening widened. “Huh, crazy girl! When he's alone, you are scared! When he has a group of friends around his back, you act brave! We'll wait and see!”
The words complaining about the curse caused the person who was listening to take another big breath before holding back the Krathong.
But...
“Wow.” She stumbled upon the feet of a passerby.
“Hey? What's wrong with you?” A cracking voice called out, helping to keep the other person from falling over his head. The girl let out a long sigh that the Krathong in her hand was still fine before lifting her head to thank the person who saved it.
“Kh...Thank...hey!” But what she saw caused the owner of the small figure to exclaim in disbelief when she found that the person in front of him was Phun's best friend.
“What's wrong? Where does it hurt?” The boy with the skinhead haircut that was just now lingering at the pier continued to ask, but when he got no answer other than the big eyes of the girl, on the other hand, he couldn't stop staring at him. So, he had to clap his hands to wake her from her daze.
“Hey! Are you okay?” This time, the voice of laughter mixed with so much that the person being asked almost ran away from the land and accidentally stared at the white face of the man in front of her for too long.
“I'm okay.” She whispered in reply before brushing off the hem of her own blue student's skirt, but the other party let out another cry.
“Oh? You have a wound, go treat the wound first. There was a first aid box there.” and no matter what, he dragged her together with him again and this made the person who was dragged so shocked, but to that shock, she had no sense of denying anything. In the end, she only managed to follow.
At one corner of the pier, a young man with a face carelessly grabbed a wound dressing device. “Which one should I use?”
“Um... It's okay, I can do it myself.”
“You can?”
“Not really.” Then she wants to slap herself for saying something so stupid.
The young man who came together laughed hysterically. “Okay, then just stay. Wait, I will treat it for you... bring your knee.”
Of course, as soon as the red pill was drizzled on the fresh wound, the little girl screamed. “Ouch.”
“Oh? Does it hurt? Sorry normally I do it for juniors at the club, but they're all boys haha.”
But before she could say anything back the most unexpected thing happened!
“Noh? What are you doing?”
Phun Phumimpat came to stand in front of her!!
A girl in a convent uniform, still holding a Krathong in one hand, looked at the visitor unexpectedly before, her heart beating so fast that she feared it would explode outside of her chest.
The young man in front of him shrugged his shoulders uncomfortably. “I'm farming, maybe.” The clattering sound from the troll boy calls the newcomer to squat with her.
“You are always annoying me; your hands are too rough see the girl is squirming.”
“Not at all, they are all soft and fluffy, aren’t they?” Not arguing with just the two, she raised her head to ask for opinion to another girl who was in a state of complete shock was startled before hurriedly nodding her face.
“Yes... yes!”
“You, see? Skills A+.”
“Spit! He said it out of concern for you, right?”
Once again, she was being used by these youngsters as a tool to deceive each other, but even knowing that she still didn't give a damn about it.
“Yes... yes!”
This made the two young men burst into laughter before the owner of the sharp face pushed his hand away. “Come here. I put on gauze by myself, even if you have skill, they are subpar with those glasses.”
“Heh, you have good eyesight.” The accused gave him a sarcastic sound, but that didn't matter as the wound on the girl's knee had been treated with first aid now.
“It's done.” A handsome young man who holds the position of a former secretary. The student council of an all-boys school beside him said and she smiled. This made the person who was listening, his face flush red. Maybe this is a good chance for her.
“T... Thank you. Uh, Phun”
“Hey Noh! Phun! Mes is asking for more guys to carry the Krathong! Come this way!”
“Yeah! I am going. Hey girl walk carefully.” Noh turned to meet his clubmates who had shouted from afar and spoke to the girl in front of them before they both ran to help their own school.
“Hey, Best, you have to be careful lately. Don't accidentally fall down the stairs, or stumble across anything because if you do, I think next time you'll die for sure.” As soon as the girl walked back to her friend with the same Krathong in hand, she heard some strange words that she had to make a face.
“Why?”
“Because you've spent all the good luck in your life when I saw you Noh and Phun swarming you like that. I can assure you if the others in the school saw it, you would be bullied until your son will be ordained for the extra good luck.”
“Crazy! But oops, it's such a pity. In a little while, I'll actually invite him.”
“So, you go after him!” And of course, it's not just a mere word because this is. Once again, the girl was pushed and pushed back and forth by her best friend to complete her routine mission tonight.
At the bustling pier, a mass of boys from an all-boys school located a short distance from the Nam Nakhorn recruits and students help carry a gigantic Krathong to float, with the head of the procession looming over the handsome, eloquent faces of the past. The secretary of the Student Council was smiling and laughing with the other friends.
Music plays loudly to compete with the loud noise. When the giant Krathong was slowly released into the Chao Phraya River, the young man's face which everyone loved to look at was especially joyful before slowly walking away in a less crowded way.
You've got a chance!
The girl thought as she quietly followed her because even though her crush was not alone, at least the fact that the person next to her was Noh still cheered her up more than the other boys. After all, she was treated by this boy and just now she felt that Noh was a good person.
A small girl slowly followed to a corner of the deserted people; she noticed that Phun was holding a small Krathong before both boys squatted down on the edge of the pontoon.
“Is it romantic? Here, I had a survey and it is extremely quiet.” The shrouded voice of a thin young man rang out, causing the girl who was secretly following her to hide behind the walls of the old buildings in the area. Although she still couldn't answer herself why she had to dodge.
Anyway...
“Romantic your father! There's a lot to do, hurry and float it. The mosquitoes are almost carrying me to sacrifice.”
“You, let's float together.”
“What? Wasn't you who told me to accompany you to float Krathong so float it. I'll be waiting here!” The sound of the young front man, half fussing and complaining to the person who came here was heard before the complaining party moved closer to the ranting person and grabbed one of his white hands to help hold the Krathong.
“Let’s float it together! Hope we will love each other forever.”
“Last year me and Miss Tanya floated together.”
“You? Don't be silly. Pray fast!” It seemed like a stern order, but the white boy agreed to do so and Noh shook his head because of the ignorance of the person next to him, but he refused to become obsessed with the matter for a while longer than both of them had finished praying.
The sharp face of the former secretary of the Student Council had a sly smile on the former chairman of the Music Club. “How did you pray?”
“Ask ENT to stick you.”
“So, what else?”
“Arsenal winning a triple trophy.”
“So, what else?”
“May Steve Jobs release the iPhone 9 soon; I like the pretty numbers.”
“So, what else?” Now it looks like the secretary who was in a good mood five minutes ago that good moon disappeared with floating Krathong, which made the person who came along with him giggled.
“And I ask you to be bitten by Connie, if you cheat on me.” This Connie being referred is a Pomeranian puppy, the new member of the Phumimpat house that Nong Pang brought back last week after begging and begging her good brother like Phun to buy it for her for months.
The threat made the person who was listening laugh. “Am I going to be scared? I can kick it once and it would be already blown to the entrance of the alley.”
“If you are not afraid, it's your business. I'm going, my friend is waiting to play with fireworks.”
And he didn't say anything else, he moved as if to really get up again. Phun went on to grab that white wrist and forced Noh to sit next to him again.
“I'm not afraid, because there's no way I'll be bitten by love. Did you know?” A thin lip kissed gently on the tip of the other's stubborn nose until the victim's face turned red before actually rising up.
“Heh, someone will see us, you can stay here! Hey, I'm going... I will be with Ohm. If there is anything, call.”
“Uh huh.”
The two boys in school uniforms next to each other have walked away, leaving only the girl in the convent who had held a Krathong a few minutes ago. At this time, the fewer leaves of Krathong rolled on the wet floor of the nook and cranny of the buildings along the waterfront.
Her white palm held up and covered her mouth in disbelief because even though she couldn't hear the conversation between the two young men very clearly, that last act caused her to gently pinch herself.
“Ouch.” Hey, it's not really a dream either.
“Best, you've been gone for so long, what are you doing? Hey! Where has the Krathong gone? Don't tell me that!”
Of course, as soon as the girlfriend came back, the person who was waiting shrieked in great excitement. The owner of a small figure in a convent uniform smiled wryly in response. “I mean... let's go back.”
“Hey! Tell me first. How did you go in and invite him? And did he really agree? Hey, is there some great news?!”
“I didn't...”
Pik! She hadn't even had the small lips to make excuses to her best friend, her long hair-covered head crashed into someone’s shoulders.
“Oh, your knees healed yet.” Of course, the young girl wasn't ready to face this person at a time like this.
“Nah, Noh!”
“A...do you know each other? What's her name?”
“Best! My friend's name is Best. Just now, she went to float Krathong with me... Ouch... fuc-!” And she didn't have to wait for her fussy friend, Ged, to finish her words. When a girl named Best immediately shut up her best friend.
“Oh my, my name's Best, it's nothing. I know you, Noh because I've watched you, Noh playing a concert at school. My knee is healed and thank you very much. I... I want to go home first. Bye-bye.”
“Uh...bye...” The boy with the face and the skinhead's hair waved his hand at the other in a somewhat incomprehensible way, but his frantic expression made him laugh lightly.
“You'll get bitten by Connie, Napat.”
But then, the cold sound coming from his back in close range made him twitch.
“Chee! Can you make some noise before you pop up, I'm totally shocked!”
“If I let you make a sound then, would I see you cheating with women in front of my eyes like this?”
“What bad cheater! I just greeted her that the knee has healed yet.”
“You cheat.”
“No way!”
“You cheat.”
“I'm not!”
“You cheat.”
“I'm not!”
“You cheat.”
“I @) $#&*(@.”
“(#$& *@0.”
The sound of fireworks rang out in the moonlit night, completely drowning out the two young men's arguments. The multicolored sparks scattered across the pitch-black air, illuminating the once lonely night as if to empower anyone to move on.
“Hey Noh, and Phun, what the heck are you grabbing each other for?! Come here and let's play with fireworks!”
“Just kidding, hey, hey, Phun. I didn't cheat. I just like taking care of cute girls! Don't argue with me anymore!”
...And the story goes.
Special CHAOS 6: We Are What We Said.
You have received a new email message from FACEBOOK.
Small text in a blue square box pops up on the corner of my computer screen during my computer class, causing me to raise my eyebrows. Because I'm just secretly using MSN and it's cold in the classroom so having messages from Facebook popping up is making me read it again.
Look left...clear way, look right...someone is blocking. Masa Suwat Thana's voice rang somewhere far away. So, let's have some fun, let's go hehe (In case you're a cute girl, write on the Facebook Wall for you)
“What are you doing?!” Hey? Nothing I was just... ah! Shit, Ohm!
Pap!
“Cxx! Why are you fucking shrieking? I'm totally shocked!” Once upon a time, bastard! I hooked his thick skull until his head was upside down, but he still floated annoyingly.
“What the heck is this...Shit!! Phii Annie? Is this her Facebook!!”
So, are you going to yell at your father's brother?! I hooked his skull again in the hope of keeping my mouth shut before pressing Accept friend from the beautiful staff of the pharmacy camp that Ohm had aimed for. Actually, I think he flirts with everyone who is female and doesn't have a tail, or really if they have a tail then he doesn't mind.)
My computer screen now has one more Facebook windows pop up when I click Accept friend, but everything would be much better. If I don't have a devil sitting next to me and asking for merit.
“Oh, such a cute dog.”
“Hey, do you compliment him or insult him.” Watch him say each word. Heck, will a woman be in a relationship with you?
“Watch, fuck!”
“That, you scold her again.”
“Damn you!”
Ahahahahahaha, I laughed lightly while clicking to see his profile. Oh, how cute is this man!
Napat's heart will melt into a pan.
“Hey what are you talking about?”
Whoa? Who else came to poke me? I flicked my arm away from that finger as Ohm answered the question promptly without taking his eyes off Annie's picture on my screen.
“It's Miss Phii Annie, she added Noh's Facebook page. So, cute.”
“Is that right? You are using Facebook in Masa Suwat's class, right?”
“Don't let him know, buffalo!”
“But I already know, you... smart...students.”
Huh!
I, with Ohm, turned around and saw Masa Suwat Thana's face, grinning horribly at a close distance.
“Jesus!”
“Go do spins in front of the room 30 times, practice!”
I'm devastated.
Oh, it's all because of the one and only Ohm. This bastard was terrified until Thana knew it, so the result was that I had to spin the ground like this.
...
I sit back and forth on the sofa in front of the TV because I still haven't recovered from the last cricket spins of the day. So, Masa Suwat would say 30 rounds, but really, I think I might have a hundred spins. Because when we didn't spin at the same time, we were told to spin again. Plus, fuck Ohm, I don't know what's wrong with him, is the water in your ears not the same? Spin and tilt and spin and tilt. It’s so hard for me to stand and spin with it and do it a dozen times, you bastard. Today I played everything!
I sat thinking nervously as I switched on the TV while I heard Aa Paa washing the car in front of the house, and Maa was watering the plants as well. Hey, is it too bad to sit and watch TV alone?
Thought so I slowly moved from the blissful sofa, twisting my neck left and right as a ritual to heal my numbness before going out to help Maa water the plants a bit.
“Oh Noh? Has your headache gone?”
Isn't it cute, my Maa? I smiled at the question while pulling the hose from Maa's hand and holding it for myself.
“It's been a long time since I got home early, I'd better help you water the plants hehe.”
“Speaking like this, what is it do you want to ask?”
“Oh? Paa!” You've never looked at your son in a positive light, but...I want a new MacBook Air as well.
Begging a little more is better.
“Maa.”
“Hello Maa.”
Oh hey? Then who else came to call my mother than Maa? It's not my voice!
“Oh? Phun, son, come in. Good evening.”
Heh, Maa, since when did this house have two sons? And why did Maa have to greet Phun with her hands over her hands like that!
Sigh, with Maa, I'm not spared!
Phun stood and giggled with Paa and Maa for a bit before walking over to see me watering the anise tree.
“Why.” I groaned and asked but he just smiled in response.
“Miss you.”
“Fucker! We just parted a while ago, what did you forget?!”
“Calculator, lol.”
It's true that he is a type of person who forget things and when he talked about the forgotten things, he can flirt around then my Maa will hear about it!
I waved my hand to chase him up to take what he had forgotten from the bedroom by himself because in even though it wa the evening I still felt dizzy from the spin punishment during class. Monk Phun saw that I was not looking okay and said he was going to drive me along, but I remembered that he had put a lot of stuff in my bag. I already thought that he must have forgotten something.
Phun walked into the house easily. Lately, he's been here so often that he can almost close his eyes and walk in uninterrupted. Maa also loves him more and more (it's impossible not to seeing as handsome as he is) and as for Paa, he got a new fishing partner instead of his real son who fell into the water and lost the bait like me.
Huh! He is convinced!
“Noh!! How long will you be watering that tree? It's already flooded!”
Fuck me.
And then the busy evening passed. Hey, what's wrong with me today? During class, I was caught by Masa Suwat using Facebook in the class and had to go out to spin cricket punishment. I wanted to help Maa to water the tree and I watered the anise tree until the roots almost rot (Paa complained to me till my ears are numb, his son loves him, he loves Phun more than me.) and when trying to make excuses by helping Paa wash the car, the door won't close completely.
Plus, I was trying to make amends. I went to help Paa wash the car, I forgot to close the door so that the water wet the seats! This is the real bad luck of today's age, I doubt that Phun used a curse on me because he told me last month, that if I cut shave my head in a skinhead haircut I will be cursed with bad luck until my hair grows back. But anyway... cut even if it's a shortcut (it's already cut, I still don't know how to uncut it)! I was already used to cut it that way so I just went to get a new skinhead haircut yesterday! This morning, the secretary of the Student Council complained to me about the haircut (when he found me) until evening (he especially drove me to the front of my house so that he can have extra time to complain to me about the haircut) Anyway, what's wrong with me? Plus, this time, he added that if next time I cut my hair in a skinhead haircut again he will shave my eyebrows and send me to the temple for the Buddhist Lent, it's a good idea. But how can I skip dinner just to be thin with him? So, next time I'm going to use a haircut number 0 as usual, hehe.
Oh hey, what with the long-standing complaint? (OK, it's me not Phun who is complaining more) So, in conclusion, today I'm so unlucky, but even then, I'm still lucky, because the side dishes that Maa cooked are all my favorites!
I slap canned fish salad, fried shrimp with black pepper, chicken panang, and mixed eggs. I ate relentlessly until the pot was almost empty. Haha, I'm so full and I feel like I will not be eating for another three months (it's not true, when I wake up early, I will be hungry again.” I walked rubbing my belly while climbing the stairs up to the bedroom and when I opened the door, I found...
“Hey! You haven't gone back yet?!!” Phun was sitting comfortably at the computer.
Phun turned to follow my screams which competed with the music he had played. And that... when him opening and using my computer arbitrarily is not enough, he really took over my Xbox and started playing dot A again.
Phun turned around and smiled at me before returning his interest in the game without answering. Oh... like this! Ok, it means he is not going back.
I walked to put my arms on his shoulder while watching him play games. “When are you going back?”
“Morning.” he replied back even though his hand was still pressing the mouse.
I let out a sigh of relief to his face. “In the morning I will not wake you up to wake you.” Tomorrow is Saturday, if I wake up before noon then I'm not Noh anymore.
Phun continued to release his power in the game. “So, I will leave in the afternoon.”
“Next afternoon I have an appointment.” This time he immediately lost interest in the game.
“With whom?”
“Shouldn't you ask where am I going first?” So, annoying when he focusses on one wrong move -_-. I raised one eyebrow at him, as he furrowed his brows tightly back.
“Tell me both.” You're naughtier than Paa -_-.
“I am going to buy books to prepare for the exam with Yuri at the Chulalongkorn University Book Center.”
“I am going with you.” Are you drunk on dot A? -_ -
“Phun, what are you going to be doing there? You got the materials you wanted already, didn't you?”
“You are going for a walk. I am going with you.” He is softening me again and blinking at me again. Sigh, how can you do this?
“Well, you can come with me.” I succumbed to his childishness (there have been a lot of them lately, I suspect he is starting to catch my weakness. Then whenever he begged, I am always weak, sigh.) Phun received approval and smashed my computer desk with joy once. “Then why smash my table?!!” Before turning to play, but game over because the opponent has already broken past his defenses, haha!!
“Fuck, you didn't warn me.”
“So, what should I warn you about?” I raised an eyebrow before he closed the game and turned to stare at me.
“Are you trying to annoy me? The mistake from few days ago I still haven't punished you yet.”
“What mistake?” I asked confused about what he was going on about and then Phun just laughed hysterically before he turned to open my My-Computer and delved deeper and deeper.
Damn it like that!
“The porn folder size is over four GB! Were you're going to watch this for an entire day, right?”
Damn it, I haven't watched it all in one day! I slapped his skull and immediately closed the folder. Heck, I guess I should have hidden it in a more conspicuous folder. He comes to my house looking for a calculator and still chooses to rummage through my stuff!
But he doesn't know that in External Hard disks. I have 30 GB of porn in storage lol.
“Hey, you don't have one?” I complained to him as I managed to close the folder and set it to Hidden as usual. Phun just shrugged and didn't answer me. I know he has a porn folder, don't let me find it!
Now that my computer screen is cleared, we sat back and look at my cluttered desktop full of Project folders, reports, worksheet summaries, club schedules, and various music-making programs gathered around the wallpaper from Inception that I had set up several months ago. Phun remained silent.
“What's wrong?” I asked him.
He shook his head as he rose from his chair and walked in the other direction. “I'd rather take a shower.” But don't think that I don't know.
I immediately pulled his arm to sit on the chair in front of the computer as usual. “What is going on?”
Given his face, it told me that Phun has something in his mind that he is struggling about... What is wrong with him?
Phun was silent for a moment before looking at me and his thin orange lips moved slowly.
“Do you still like girls?”
“What's wrong with you?” I'm confused as a chicken with his broken eyes and weird talking.
Phun frowned at me still, but I don't know how to answer. We were both silent for more than ten minutes before Phun let out a long sigh and rose from his chair again.
“Nah, I'd better take a shower.”
“Hey.” What's wrong with him again! I pulled his arm again.
“Let's talk about it first.” I told the person in front of me, those sharp eyes looked at me for a moment and then rolled their eyes.
“...” Silence like this probably there is more to this.
“Phun. I thought we talked about it already.” I started, but he remained silent and didn't look at me. So, I had to continue babbling. “I like women because I'm a man. I have to like to look at women normally, I've even said from the beginning that I'm like this.”
“...”
“But however, I am it is not related to women, I'm just looking at them but the person I'm dating is you anyway. Can't you see? You're a man, with a big Adam's apple, your breasts are flat, and your armpit hair looks wild like this. What do you think?” I said pulling his arm as I saw the person who was listening had a smile on his lips. Heh-heh, bastard, that's why he's never been angry for more than ten minutes. I know.
Phun smiled slightly before walking past me to sit in front of the computer as usual. “Um...yes you like looking at girls, but you're my boyfriend.” he repeats it before pressing anything on the keyboard.
“What is wrong with you?” I followed and saw the bastard was logging into my Facebook page. Oops... Phii Annie had written on my Facebook Wall saying thank you for accepting the Friend Request, just that was making my spine tingle too.
(Nong Noh, remember me... I am Phii Annie? At the pharmacy, thank you for accepting the Friend Request. Then we are Senior-Junior. Huh, like Noh, you can come to the pharmacy every day to just hang out and play games.” Phun pretends to read her message in a small voice and laughs. But wait, the last sentence is meant to slander me!
I was about to open my mouth to curse it back. (...and inviting me to hangout. As for playing games, that's my brain!) But, because Phun pressed the Edit profile page first, I had to keep my mouth shut.
What is he doing...
“Single, right? You'll get hit, Napat! You are my boyfriend and it must be set to this one.” Phun murmured while moving as if to change Status. I am from Single to In-relationship with...
Hey, you bastard! Stop!!!
I immediately grabbed the mouse. “What are you going to do?”
“Change your Status and make it match the truth.”
“Fuck! Stop it.” I cursed while holding onto the mouse and not letting him do anything crazy.
Phun stared at me hard. “Noh...”
“You don't have to make a loud noise; this time I won’t let you. I have relatives on Facebook too, I'm so unlucky!” But Phun didn't listen, he grabbed and took the mouse from my hand. “Hey.” Please don't!
Phun quickly sets the Status to I'm in a relationship but doesn't specify who.
His Handsome face turns to smile at me. “That's all.”
Sigh, I, you can get it. I scratched my head witlessly. “Okay! it's okay, you annoying man.”
“Hahaha.” he laughs (In a good mood) before getting up, kissing my cheek lightly and laying down on the bed. “So, hungry.”
“Oh? Hey, haven't you eaten yet.” It's already 9 p.m.
“Eat what? I realized that I forgot my calculator so I came to your house and I haven't been to my house yet and some people are mean to eat and don't invite me to a meal too.”
Am I wrong? This is ok.
“Huh...I thought you were going back. So annoying! Wait, I will go down and get something for you.” I said while shaking my head before turning around and walking out to get something to eat. But I was no faster than the owner of a long arm who grabbed me and hugged me all over first.
“Hey!” I was shocked, what the heck!
Phun pulled me to sleep hugging me tightly, and the tip of his nose protrudes around my cheek, not far away.
“Let go! I want to go down to find something for you to eat.” I say while wriggling in that arm, but I don't know what's wrong. Phun at times like this is as strong like buffalo.
“Here's some food.” he said while giggling and hitting the tip of his nose against the tip of my nose. I stared into those pairs of sharp eyes before kissing him softly.
“Eat me, you don't get nutrients and you only lose minerals. So, let go first. I'll go find something for you to eat and then we can talk about other things.”
“So, cute, who's your boyfriend?”
He said that before kissing my cheek another (very) big kiss then let me free. I smiled inwardly because I thought I would put Croton in his rice to give him diarrhea all night and he would be exhausted. Heh-heh-heh, I'm done for sure you idiot...Phun.
Several minutes passed. I, who was busy finding food for Phun, just realized that I was gluttonous...
How can you not insult yourself? Since I ate all the food. There is nothing left for him to eat. (Unfortunately, but what about me?) Finally, I had to ride a motorcycle to go out and buy delicious pork leg rice at the alley for him to eat. Sigh... are you tired? If he still says that he doesn't love again I will stomp his gut. Does he know how much I do for him these days?!
I thought as I walked tirelessly dragging the motorcycle to the garage and setting it up in the kitchen to put the food on a plate for him. I carried it to the room only to meet...
Phun fell asleep.
Oh? Sleep now, brother! Then I went out and bought it! I was going to curse him and wake up to eat a bit, but seeing his comfortable ups and downs, I felt pity. I would rather let the former secretary of the student council get some rest. I know he's rarely hyper-active and whoever asks for help, he always has to find an answer. Today, I'm probably going to be naughty again.
'I could be brown, I could be blue, I could be violet sky...'
The sound of a black mobile phone was loud and vibrating on my computer table until I was afraid that the table would be scratched. What if it falls? I hurriedly grabbed it and pressed it to mute it because I was afraid that the table would break, and was afraid that it would disturb the owner of the device until he woke up.
Unfamiliar number, I decided to answer it for him in case there is an important business.
“Hello.”
“Hey! He answered already.” Uh...what the heck.
I furrowed my brows at the phone in perplexity as the female voices from the other end of the line seemed to be more than five people and there was a huge fuss which was followed by a cheap Duk-Duk sound like the phone was tossed again.
What...
I was holding the line and waiting to listen for a while before having a female voice continue to speak. “Um...Phun?”
“Phun is asleep, who are you?”
This time the end of the line didn't answer me but instead turned to talk to the friends behind the caller. “He's asleep, you see. I told you we should call tomorrow.
Can we talk about this? -_-.
“Hello.” I put my voice down to call for more attention to know that I'm still on the line and I'm a considerate girl. So, they talked to me.
“Oh yeah. It's okay, thank you.”
“Toot cut, cut, cut, cut.”
-_- Well, great... I stood there listening to the dizzying sound of the call before hanging up. Heh-heh, what? What kind of phone is this?
Wow, of course, the events that just happened reminded me that Phun was actually a hot guy and after I almost completely forgot, because lately he's been acting retarded with me and there, he has no more work in the Student Council so girls may start aiming themselves at him.
“Then he pretends to scold me, good bastard, you'll get hit hard!” I turn to grit my teeth and scold him before I sit down in front of my computer and log out of my Facebook page. Then, I logged in to Phun's Facebook page immediately.
Huh. It seems he hasn't stopped by in his page for a long time, he's really a hot commodity!!
I swept my eyes at the wall where many women were writing greetings. Of course, Phun didn't reply, because he rarely uses Facebook (other than when there are ugly photos or ugly clips of anyone, he even pops his head in sarcasm) Well, most of the victims are me and seeing this I can't help but itch.
I managed to press Edit on his Facebook Profile page before I heard a loud thump sound.
“Noh?”
Why did you wake up now!
“What?” I called back while my heart was still focused on what was in front of me, Phun's voice rang again.
“Noh?”
“What?” Don't bother, I'm busy!
“Come here.”
Besides that, the voice doesn't call for nothing, he still forces his body to raise his arms and gesture as if he was calling me again and I glanced at the good guy who was exhausted on the bed but still not healed.
“Wait.”
“No, come quickly and hug me. If I don't hug you, I can't sleep.”
Bullshit! Weren’t you snoring just now? I press Save before I quickly logged out and crawled into bed. “Want to eat? I bought you some food.”
“Tomorrow, I can't do it today.” Phun said as he pulled me to sleep, but if you think his little legs are light you are wrong!
“Fuck, you are heavy.”
“Your business not mine.”
That's all he said before taking a deep breath against the nape of my neck. oh? He's actually asleep? Hoy? You have not showered!
Sigh... Forget it. I patted the former secretary's head a few times before reaching out to turn off the rest of the bedside lights, but the bright computer screen shone in the darkness. Hmm, I forgot to turn it off and I can't walk to turn it off either. I am constricted by the squid legs locked like this.
I shook my head and looked at the sleeping good guy before I surrendered and lay down next to him.
By the way, leaving the computer on like that is fine too. Wake up in the morning it will surprise someone with a new status.
... Engaged.
Does he think he is the only one who is jealous!
THE END.