Ah, the good old days when you had to actually buy your dose of fake news, exaggerated drama, and scandalous trash! You'd grab a tabloid, flip through the wild headlines—"ALIENS STOLE MY GRANDMA!"—and enjoy some quality nonsense.
Now? Just turn on any news station, and voilà! The drama comes free of charge, with expert-level storytelling and a side of righteous outrage. Who needs the National Enquirer when the evening news serves up the same theatrics but with fancier graphics?
Times have changed, folks. The real news is practically a relic, and we’re left with a 24/7 reality show, complete with villains, heroes, and plot twists. What a time to be alive!